Newser Story Index from April, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Chilly Reception Awaits Obama at Summit
Funeral Biz Reels as More Opt for Cheaper Cremation
Astor Witness List Is Star-Studded
Even the Right Can't Stand Glenn Beck
Stocks Drop on Intel Forecast
Saudis to Crack Down After Man Weds 8-Year-Old
Thank Right-Wing Nuts for Socialism's Fading Stigma
Skirting Bailout Rules, Banks Send Foreign Hires Abroad
Old-School Diplomacy Sinks in 'Age of Pirates'
Stem Cells Offer Hope in Treating Type 1 Diabetes
Somalia Seeks Funds to Fight Pirates on Land
Goldman Back on Top, Thanks to Uncle Sam
Mumbai Gunman's Lawyer Bounced, Delaying Trial
UBS Announces $1.7B More Losses, 8,700 Job Cuts
As Bank Moratoriums End, Foreclosures Surge
Student Killed in Teacher's Love Triangle
Mexican Cartels Have Little Trouble Getting US Guns
Reality TV Show Seeks to Dump Blago in Jungle
Bernanke's PR Campaign Strips Fed Mystique
Report: US Loses $100B Yearly to Tax Havens
Hey Canada, Stop Slaughtering This Guy
Moldovan 'Twitter Revolution' Organizer Goes Into Hiding
German Singer Arrested for Spreading HIV
Timberlake to Scale Kilimanjaro for Charity
EBay to Spin Off Skype in IPO Next Year
Feds May Reveal Which Banks Are Weakest
Warner Bros. Bumps Up Harry Potter Release
Boss 'Mistress' to Have Public Divorce Trial
Domino's Workers Fired for Gross-Out Video
NASA Names Treadmill After Colbert
Bob Dylan: The Rolling Stones Are So Over
Pirates Fail in Attack on US Ship
US Warns of Rise in Right-Wing Extremism
Obama to Create Border Czar Post
Kutcher Racing CNN to 1M Twitter Followers
Illegal Immigrants Having More Kids in US
Unlikely Brit Singer Wows Even Cowell
Jackson Auction Canceled
Number of Blacks Jailed for Drugs Declines
Bo Debuts With 'Star Quality'
US Seizes Demjanjuk; Court Halts Deportation
De La Hoya Hangs Up Gloves
Dow Drops 138
Bolivian President Wins Point, Ends Hunger Strike
'08 Saw More Raises for CEOs: Survey
Sunday School Teacher Faces Death Penalty
Forget Dollars, Make Your Own Currency
Calif. Utility Aims to Buy Power From Space
SpongeBob, Rap Don't Mix in Ad, Parents Tell Burger King
HBO Plans Film Version of 2008 Election Book