Newser Story Index from April, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Despite Cartoon Flap, Danish PM to Head NATO
Three Officers Shot Dead in Pittsburgh
Treasury Helps Companies Skirt Bailout Rules
Sanford's Pass on Stimulus Irks S. Carolina
Cable Company Wages War on Monsters
NCAA Tourney as Boring as Ever
NY Gunman Called 'Angry Loner'
First Ladies' Event Canceled as NATO Protests Get Ugly
Summers Reaped Millions From Bailout Recipients
Thousands Gather for Goody Funeral
Academics Fear Google's 'Orphan Books' Plan
Blackwater Guards Keeping Iraq Jobs
Palin Slams Levi for Talking Sex on Tyra
NYT Threatens to Shut Boston Globe
Palin's Sister-in-Law Arrested for Burglary
NY Survivor: 'I Thought My Life Was Finished'
Yeah, Baby, Yeah: The Top 15 Movie Catchphrases
Vegetarian Butchers Plug 'Clean' Meat
N. Korea 'Ready' to Launch Rocket
Obama to OK Family Visits to Cuba
Look for Black Widows in Your Grapes
Google Wants Twitter Deal, Not Purchase
Fading Radio, Recording Outfits Clash Over Royalties
Judge Rejects Vick's Bankruptcy Plan
NY Congressional Race Remains Dead Heat
Iowans Herald, Decry Gay Marriage Ruling
Bears Lurk in Markets' Bounce: Analysts
Upstate NY Shootings 'Obviously Premeditated': Cops
Where's Waldo? In the Record Book
Paper Industry Gets Tax Credits for Burning Diesel
Death Toll Is 14 in NY Massacre
For $89K, McCain's Bus Can Be Yours
5 Reasons Twitter's Worth $1B to Google
'Santa Shooter' Had Coke in His System
Anti-Chris Brown Song Gets Radio Play
Giants Give Plaxico the Axe
SC Gov Will Take Some, Not All, Stimulus Funds
Energy, Tech Climb; Dow Up 39
Pistachio Co.: Kraft Knew About Salmonella Last Year
US May Soften on Iran Civil Nuke Program
Jeopardy! Scares Pols: Trebek
GE's Immelt Lacks Options
Men Protest Economy With 'Recession Beards'
Senate Panel's Tax Scrutiny Hampers Confirmations
ER Finale Did What Show Did Best: Critics
Tea: Hot Drink of Geek Elite
At Least 13 Dead in Upstate NY Standoff
Pakistan Squirms Over Public Flogging
Gene May Yield 'Male Pill'
High Schools Set for Their Own Madness